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Billy Bob the Cactus Blob DX: Director's Cut

Characters

Billy Bob the Cactus Blob

Billy's just an adventurous cactus blob, with a heart of gold, and a soul of steel, but is that all he needs to survive the adventure?

Portle

These mysterious objects transport Billy to new places, but which ones aren't for him to decide...

Mangor the Space Ship

Billy Bob finds Mangor in distress, lying alone in the desert! However, this ship knows his survival skills, and helps Billy--this, in turn, helps himself as well...

Scorpion

Watch out! One bite from these stingy suckers will send you flying!

Cactus Stone

Cactus Stones are shrouded in mystery. They usually have helpful information that will help advance your adventure.

Cactus Thistles

Cactus Thistles are very versatile objects, granted only to those who are worthy. They come in three varieties: regular, TNT, and seizure. According to legend, there is another level to handling the cactus thistles, but that secret has been lost for ages...

King of Scorpions

After Billy disturbs the slumber of this ancient creature, he must once again put it to rest, or Billy himself may be!

Cactus Castle Guard

The Cactus Castle guards are quick to judge. One look at them the wrong way, and you'll be sent to the dungeon!

The Golden Key

The legendary key is the only way out of the Cactus Castle dungeon. Is Billy clever enough to find it?

The Cactus King

Mistaking Billy Bob for a spy, the King of Cactus Castle challenges him to a duel! If the Cactus King wins, Billy stays in the dungeon forever, but what happens if he loses?

The Lumpies

Ever since these peaceful creatures have been alive, they've been close to extinction! Always in some sort of peril, the Lumpies are easy to take over. Can Billy Bob save them?

Seizure Beaver

Located in the fabled seizure world, one look at this creature's afro of alternating colors will send you into a whirlwind of discomfort!

The Water Lumpies

These tricky creatures agree to help Billy Bob on his adventure, but only if they'll rid their sacred temple of an evil monster!

Evil Being

These deadly creatures thrive in the dark. Shining light on them will eradicate them instantly, but make sure you don't let one sneak up on you!

This Little Light of Mine

This helpful light will take Billy through some pretty dark situations, especially while trying to avoid Evil Beings.

Mosquito

These buzzing creatures are everywhere in the Water Temple! If Billy Bob can avoid them, however, he'll get a prize...

Bait Bag

This special bait, according to legend, is the only thing powerful enough to drive the portle out of a portle fish! Its location, however, is anyone's guess.

Portle Fish

These rare creatures hold in them a special portle that will take you to any place you desire! However, the only way to go through the portle is by using the Bait Bag...

The Skeleton Lumpies

These mythical creatures were believed to have tortured souls long ago. Billy Bob finds out they still exist, the hard way!

Bizzap, the Angry Jellyfish

Bizzap just wants to rest in peace, but he sure picked the wrong place! Billy Bob will have to get rid of this monster if he wants to continue in his adventure!

Bat

Billy Bob needs to watch out for these flying pests. They'll keep coming after him, so he needs to find quick shelter!

Too Mah Toe

This tricky little thing fools Billy Bob into the Museum of Mystery! Billy later learns that Too Mah Toe is wanted, just about everywhere! Why is he so interested in Billy Bob?

The Rumblin' Bananas

These guys only take orders from Too Mah Toe, and they usually aren't good ones! They can throw deadly peppers, and can't be destroyed!

The Overly Obese Chunk of Excretory Waste

A member of The Order of Cactus Heroes, this pile of waste just happens to come across Billy Bob, but he thinks that Billy is Too Mah Toe! In order to prove that he's not, Billy's gonna have to fight!

The Sleepy Snake of Secrets

This sleepy serpent sometimes slowly slithers somewhere, usually around Billy Bob's house. What is his special surprise secret?

Billy Bob's Tractor

Before being transported to Too Mah Toe's Fortress, Billy takes his tractor along to make sure there's no arguments!

Blob Bot Model 101

These little robots may be small, but their power is great! They're awfully speedy, and can shoot a deadly laser beam!

Tookie Taka, Evil Tractor

This evil piece of equipment is the only other entrant into the TractorBash tournament! He's extremely good at quick decisions and quick shots, so Billy Bob will have to watch out!

Lil' Monkey Manah

Billy Bob can find these deadly creatures on the upper levels of Too Mah Toe's Fortress. Why is he growing them, and what is their real purpose?

Blob Bot Destroyer EX-QV

Being Too Mah Toe's greatest machine, this EX-QV is fully equipped with a huge power supply, massive strength, and a deadly laser beam!