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Billy Bob the Cactus Blob #: Subtitle

FAQ/Guide

  Welcome to the Billy Bob #: Subtitle FAQ/Guide to help all five of you that have the game get through the game. Cheers!

Q: WOW! There's the ARWING! OMG! I'm gonna drive it! OH NOS! I can't drive it!? Why oh WHY do you tempt me!?

A: Calm down, bucky. You get to erm...heh, ride on it later. Yeah.

Q: I ran into the spiks! Was that supposed to happen?!

A: Yes. Continue on to the portle.

Q: What's my conscience, and how do I listen to it and use it to help me?

A: Very simple. You may need to turn off the music in this level to hear it more clearly. Now, listen to it and obey.

Q: I ran into the spiks AGAIN!? Why!?

A: I dunno. You're supposed to.

Q: I'm stuck in the windmill! How do I clear it?

A: Simple. Use the 'Shift' button to jump, and make your way through the very crappily designed TGF platform level. Make sure to hit the two 'Stop' switches before you attempt to make it to the top!

Q: I fell off the wurld!? WHY!?

A: Because Billy Bob was destined to fall off the wurld.

Q: How do I beat this level now that I'm a bad grafix Billy?

A: Jump with the 'Shift' key, and shoot cactus thistles with the Spacebar.

Q: How do I defeat Mr. Nepol?

A: See the switch that says 'Switch to kill' on it? Yeah, that one. Run into it. There you go! Good job, stupid.

Q: GAH! All you do in this stupid level is walk!

A: It's there to test your endurance for boring levels.

Q: I can't get past the Costume Dojo Lobby! I don't have a sword or anything! I'm wandering around aimlessly!

A: You may have missed the SECRET TRANSFORMATION! It's hidden under the pillar to the left, right when you come in.

Q: Theon is too hard to beat! Any tips?

A: Well, you can walk up a ways, and hide under/inside the pillars. Even if Theon uses his sword, he can't hit you under it, so fire away.

Q: How can the Pikblobs help me?

A: Direct the Pikblobs to the mound of erm...dirt on the upper-right corner of the field.

Q: I have the Woop-Arse fountain helmet on. What do I do now?

A: Well, you press the spacebar to shoot mist from the Woop-Arse juice cans. Spray the juice on the bail of hay in the bottom-left area of the farm.

Q: I can't beat the Lone Billy level! Help!

A: First of all, press the Control Key to make Woop-hey go faster. Use the 'Shift' key to jump over the Bad Peple.

Q: How do I beat Rufio?

A: Honestly, you can just stand there at the beginning of the level, and he will eventually destroy himself.