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Billy Bob the Cactus Blob 0.5

FAQ/Guide

Billy Bob 0.5 may be too difficult (or stupidly non-directional) for younger audiences. If you fit into this category, this FAQ/Guide is for you!

Q: How do I defeat Super Crab With Cape and Cowboy Hat?

A: Count the time differences between his attacks, and run full-force into the switch. You may have to attempt this a few times to succeed.

Q: I was TOO STUPID AND QUICK to read what Roberto said! I don't want to restart to read it, and I'm stuck on this level! What do I DO!?!

A: Calm down. First of all, you need a lesson in patience, and you need to learn how to read your instructions. Until then, I'll just tell you what to do: Press 'Space' on the water puddles to knock down the fruit off of the trees, and collect the fruit.

Q: How do I get past this level in the cave where I shoot cactus thistles?

A: Jump with the 'Shift' button, and break the wooden barriers by hitting them with cactus thistles by pressing the 'Space' button.

Q: The raft is EVIL?! OH NOS! How do I put the stopper on him?

A: Simple. Stop up his water supply by running into all four water switches in the four corners. Be sure to dodge his beach ball attacks, or you'll have to restart!

Q: I'm in another level where I was supposed to read the hint from before, but I didn't read THAT hint, and I didn't read the earlier questions above! What do I do!?

A: Use the spacebar to throw axes at the logs blocking your path.

Q: Oh great. You and your stupid invisible maze to extend gameplay. I'm not even going to attempt the stupid level until you give me a map or something. Come on, fork it over NOW!

A: Geez, okay, here it is. Whiner.

Q: OMG! The surprise ending! I never would've... It's not possible... It just isn't...

A: I know you never would've. It is possible. It just is. No, wait, no more questions, for they will be answered in Billy Bob 3: Master of Disguise.